Ingredients

• Box of saltines or 2 oysters cracker packages

• 1 cup canola oil

• 1 package Ranch Seasoning

• 1/3 cup GOOSED dust

Preparation

in large ziploc or Tupperware, layer the crackers of choice inside. Measure out 1 cup canola oil, mix in packet of ranch and 1/3 cup GOOSED dust. Whisk, then pour over the crackers, shaking and tossing to evenly coat. Seal bag or Tupperware, and every half hour to hour, shake and coat again. Continue until you can’t stand it anymore, then devour!